Council Of Men’s Guide To Protecting Your Hoodie During Cuffing Season

If You’re A Woman, Please Do Not Read Any Further.

Kenneth Bell
Slackjaw
Published in
4 min readNov 26, 2021

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Photo by sham abdo on Unsplash

“Give me your fucking hoodie. This is a stick up.” — One of my exes.

I’ll never forget staring down the pink, glitter-sprinkled barrel of an emotional AR-15 as my then partner jacked me for…

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Kenneth Bell
Slackjaw

Copywriter. Fiction Writer. Bad Career Advice Writer. Some humor thrown in for good measure.