I Ran For Class President Once. Then Shit Got Weird.

Kenneth Bell
Slackjaw
Published in
3 min readJan 10, 2022

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Photo by Markus Winkler on Unsplash

The Premise

Local elections are dirty, personal, and bring out the worst in people. I learned this the hard way. The year was 1992 and I decided to run for my 2nd-grade class president. Little did I know that I was about to learn how the world works.

Welcome To The Jungle

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Kenneth Bell
Slackjaw

Copywriter. Fiction Writer. Bad Career Advice Writer. Some humor thrown in for good measure.