The Patron Saint of Instagram Influencers

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When it comes to the career of an Instagram influencer, you already know the deal. Take lots of pictures. Gain a following. Go viral. Get paid. Transition into an acting or music career with varying degrees of success. Do something stupid and preventable. Get canceled. Lose endorsements. Remind the world that you’re a Christian. Leak sex tape…